Clyde is the kind of bastard who could sell sand in a desert, water to a drowning man, and somehow convince you to say thank you afterward. Leader of the notorious troublemaking trio Shite Outta’ Luck (a name he insists refers to their victims and not them as a group), Clyde operates under a simple principle: everything is a transaction—including principles.

He is conniving, short-tempered, and deeply committed to the art of the grift. He’s willing to scam staff and students alike, often finding himself somewhere between the detention center and his hideout at the Abandoned Building at the edge of campus. And yet—miraculously—his record remains spotless. Clean as a whistle. Clyde slithers through E.R.A. with all the authority of someone who thinks they own the place and none of the responsibility that comes with it. Likely due to the fact that he keeps the two most notorious Electi on campus in check; his petty crimes are nothing compared to what might happen if Lily and Bob (mostly Bob) were let loose.

Clyde is able to ‘print’ on flat surfaces by running his flipper on them and imagning what he wants to come out. What would be an amazing ability for art and a profitable carreer as a graphic designer, Clyde instead uses this to forge documents, fake checks and cheat in card games. The print isn’t permanent, however, and will dissipate after a day or two- just long enough for Clyde to get away with anything.