Brown bum rushed his way through the crowded halls of his campus, panting as he looked around frantically for what it was he was trying to locate. He bobbed and weaved past students of all shapes and sizes like his life depended on it. Some of the students yelled at him to slow down or watch where he was going, but for the most part nobody seemed to pay him any attention.
Brown’s eyes narrowed as he finally caught sight of what it was he was searching for. A small sign next to a door read simply, “Men’s Room”. Brown pressed his hands against the concrete door as shoved it forward, allowing himself entry to the restroom. He came to a screeching halt in front of the porcelain sinks of the bathroom, putting his hands on the edges of one, hunching over to momentarily catch his breath. Grabbing the right faucet of the sink, he turned it clockwise and watched as water spewed out rapidly into the bowl. Splashing the lukewarm liquid onto his face, Brown tilted his head up to face the mirror directly in front of him.
“What. The. Fuck?!” Brown croaked out.